WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE?

And you better have one, just in case Larry King comes calling.

Maybe you missed it with Summer going on. Maybe I'm just tardy in my blogging, but here's what happened while you were basking in Old Sol.

Paris Hilton--she's the one on the right-- got arrested. I think it was for a DUI, but I can't seem to keep all the stars and starlets straight. It's getting to be like sport figures. Who get arrested almost as much as Hollywood types. Who get arrested almost as much as politicians. Well, I'm digressing, but if you really didn't pay much attention this Summer, then you missed a lot.

As I was saying, Paris Hilton--the one on the right--I think the one on the left is some guy called Kid Rock, but I could be wrong. I made a mistake in a recent blog entry saying that the ball used in soccer was called a soccer ball, even in the rest of the world. German-born friend Horst Bitzer and friend Pastor Rob Wagner informed me of my gaff this morning. It is called a football or futbol. But I'm digressing yet again.

So, Paris Hilton--the one on the right--got arrested. She got sent to jail. For something like 82 minutes, but I think that was Nicole Richie. Anyway(s), she got released, at least to house arrest where she was forced to stay in a 24-room mansion. Some legal or enforcement person objected, so she had to go back to jail for 24 hours or so. Cameras filmed her getting out of jail almost free as she cried to her awaiting mother. She went on the Larry King Show. Larry, who has been married 9 times. I know that 's yet another digression, but come on--9 times! I don't care how old you are, that's too many.

So Paris Hilton (I know you thought I was going to say, the one... well anyway(s)) tells Larry she found religion while she was incarcerated. Now, if that's the case, and honestly, I hope that it is, then bless her heart. While I'm not trying to judge, I suppose I doubted her when Larry asked her favorite bible verse. Her response,"Oh, I like them all." Again, if she does, if she's genuine, then I'm all for her. I think I heard that shortly after her release, she was at a party where drugs were in heavy use, and when she got out of a car at 4:00 AM, there was a cloud of thick marijuana smoke. But I may have combined two or more starlets. Kinda like football, futbol, and soccer.

So ok, what's my favorite verse? John 14:6 It's also the basis for this blog. And if you don't know about the most radical verse in all of scripture, then please look it up. You never know where Larry King might be lurking.