MY MAN!

I had to share, in my own words with inauthentic picture, an internet story passed on to me by a good friend. I'm sure it's fiction, but I hope it's not.

It seems there was this atheist who went to court to secure a date on the calendar that atheists could celebrate. He argued before the judge that Christians had Easter and Christmas. He continued that Jews had Yom Kippur and Hannukah. But atheists had nothing.

The judge announced, "Case dismissed," and banged the gavel with a loud rap.

"But why, Judge?" the atheist pleaded.

"You have your holiday. It's April 1. According to scripture, in Psalm 14:1 'A fool says there is no God.' April Fool's Day. That's your holiday. Now get out of my court."

Sometimes fiction is better than truth. But how our country needs judges like this!